My little sister is a quarter inch taller than me. It can only go downhill from here. Or should I say, in two opposite directions at an alarming rate.

Another disturbing piece of news: the Brokeback Mountain remixes. What did Gustavo Santolalla and Wyoming and all those sheep do to deserve this? Is music only acceptable if you can dance shirtless (or get sodomized) to it while high on crystal meth? Sorry, mainstream gay yuppie community, you're on my shitlist.