Chromosomes on strike

It has come to my attention how gross and graphic my posts have been. I didn't even realize how much that shit occupies my brain. Hmm... I really am no good at being a girl. But I don't have the gay-man-trapped-in-a-woman's body syndrome, and I've never even really been a tomboy. I'm absolutely straight, but not the super-femme tampon-head that would have been required for me to be truly girly. When I think of girls, I involuntarily shudder. But it's getting late, and my head feels like Chernobyl. So its off to the land of drugged up spin the bottle and plaid couches for me.