Blas for you

I have debated and guilted myself for months, (maybe only two) and decided that I really prefer Tom Robbins to Murakami. Is the reason for this ignorance, blasphemy, or the things in America that genuninely don't suck? (Like, road food, Ben Franklin, N'awlins and the fact that there are bathrooms everywhere.) Well, see, I really really like pie. And Franklin is pretty high on my list of baddest motherfuckers ever. Ignorance and blasphemy probably play a pretty big role in many of my decisions, but in the end, I think what gets me is the pie.