Update

A very cute Argentinian boy told me I was beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I will be sleeping with wires attached to my head. George W. Bush is still the president. I'm still a virgin. Elvis is still dead. Masturbation is still healthy, or so I've heard. The colorful characters in AP Euro are still unbelievably foppish and arrogant (with the exception of KANT) but Professor Weber is the coolest guy ever. If you show Krissy your wrist, she will have convulsions and die. Several times. The world hasn't ended, miraculously. And I haven't started studying vectors. Shit. And we're all going to die.