Mexican food made by real Mexicans

People who favor the deportation of illegal immigrants in America obviously don't know shit about tacos. They have no idea that we would be damaging a priceless resource so that its slaughter and bastardization can be even more widespread, and soon, nobody will know what a good taco is supposed to taste like. They don't know what collosal tragedy and severe depression tacos can easily curb on a daily basis. A really great taco, with the right ratio of hot and spicy and greasy and meaty, with cilantro and the right resistance in the filling, is not something that we can afford to give up.

To my dear blog:

I know I've been treating you like the man in every Billie Holiday song. I know that you have no reason to expect me to be faithful. I know I haven't been as considerate of your feelings and attentive as you deserve, blog, and I am sorry. But to be honest, I can't promise fidelity. I'm a sleazebag, and I'll ignore you, and mess around on you, and not give you the attention you deserve. And though physical abuse would be rather absurd and require the kind of technological savoir faire that I really have no desire to have, you have no defense against my verbal abuse, blog. My unprofessionally written sentences and idiotic, poorly developed ideas are going nowhere, it looks like. Hah! Now all I need is a greasy undershirt and a bottle of Jack Daniels.